The Jane Hotel

The Jane, 113 Jane Street, New York, NY 10014, Phone: (212) 924-6700
The rooms called cabins are 50 Square Feet and are like much like ship cabins. The cabins features a single bed, luggage rack, in-room safe, free wireless internet, telephone with voicemail, 23"inch LCD televison and iPod dock.

The bathrooms are communal on each floor.

Translation: This is an elegant a very fucking elegant hostel. The large bar is a wonderful place to prowl. The cabins are 100.00 a night so a nice place to tryst. Dark , sexy , moody, interior... Small bed , small room no place to go and after a few drinks in the bar.. well welcome welcome lass.

The mirror in front of the bed ..nice.


They have bigger rooms for those so inclined.
In the meatpacking area The Jane Hotel is very close to all you need including the store THe Pleasure Chest..within walking distance. The bar has a menu of expensive cocktails. The bartender's are trying to tattoo their way out of square'sville...unsuccessfully.

But the dark bar's interior make up for it. It is spacious enough to have a private conversation/negotiation. A version of Gitane the Nolita cafe will open there soon.

The place is popular with the revolting caliber of charmless people now occupying the city...So the place will have its charm , the guest..highly unlikely. Stick with Sunday thru Tuesday.

Wine Woman And Song.

Sometimes a little bad is good for making one able to have a sophisticated level of Discernment. One must take care when you mix your vices. However dont trust anyone who doesn't have at least one..vice

Depeche Mode.
Lyrics to Corrupt :
I could corrupt you
In a heart beat
You think your so special
Think your so sweet
What are you trying don't even tempt me
Soon you'll be crying unwishing you dreamt of be
You'll be calling out my name
When you need someone to blame

I can corrupt you
It would be easy
Watching you suffer
God, it would please me

I wanna touch you with my little finger
I know it will crush you my memory would linger
You'd be crying out in pain
Begging me to play my games

I can corrupt you
It will be ugly
They could sedate you
But i wanna touch you with my hands on your hips
It would be too much to
Place my lips on your lips
You'll be calling out my name
Begging me to play my games

Naked Woman

Since the goal of this site is to increase your time in the presenceof a naked woman. I felt I need to add ..some picture of said goal.

This is why pools are great.

Now if you don't have one.... well.

Thompson LES hotel
SOHO House
The Empire Hotel
Hotel Gansevoort

Hotel pools in NYC attract a roguish crowd ..Keep this image in mind for your small house in the Valley with your own pool. GOALS ...Folks need visual association see above.

Num Pang Sandwich Shop

Every man must have a sandwich shop. Whether it be the Hoagie, the Cuban Pressed sandwich or a classic Hero.. Every man has a sandwich and a favorite sandwich shop.
This shop was opened by former alumnus of Tabla and Blue Water Grill. Num Pang, is the Cambodian term for “bread” or “sandwich,” is a gourmet sandwich that is served on a freshly toasted semolina flour baguette with Num Pang’s signature chili mayo and house-made pickles on the side. At Num Pang, there is rotating selection of six to eight sandwiches are freshly made-to-order daily for either take-out or self-seating above the kitchen on the second floor of the shop.

There is nothing over $10.00 on the menu and the produce is from local markets.

No delivery , CASH ONLY!!!

www.numpangnyc.com
Mon- Sat 11am thru 10pm
Sun 12pm thru 9pm

Casa Mono

I judge a place by its atmosphere, food, service and charm. Despite being last in that list service, charm is tops and can trump,atmosphere and food. I find places that are not well lit. candle light sensualize everything. I am sexist, I like male waiter period. It is a personal preference. The host/ hostess can be the gateway to a great experience

This place is light is in that darkness I love so much. Candle and low lights give this place an alluring charm . This restaurant has a very small open kitchen and three very well coordinated cooks that work the line. There is a bar that faces the kitchen and you can watch the food being prepared. There is a second bar in the back facing the wine storage area, which is even darker and nice for a intimate tryst. In the center there are a selection of small tables that despite the small size of the place are not cramped together.

Caveat: Please dont be the guy who ask the cooks about the food if you sit at the bar in front of the kitchen. It is annoys them and it is like taping on the glass of pet store. You will kill any vibe you are trying to create if the cook glares at you.

The food is pricey as is the wine by the glass. average price per person $50.00 but the food is beautiful, simple and well prepared. The porkchop I shared with my guest was lovely. It was done medium which is the perfect porkchop in my mind. I also had Brussel Sprouts which if they were prepared like this when I was little , I would have been a bigger fan. Casa Mono's Creme Brulle ( Burnt Vanilla Custard ) was disappointing, it was too runny. But they did have a chocolate cake that I should of ordered.

The crowd here has never been cute, It is a Union Square resturant with a Upper West Side looking crowd. My fellow New Yorkers will understand what this means. The hostess grew annoyed when we didnt understand that there were two bars, which would have been fun had she been more attractive. I wasnt bowled over by our waiter. But I digress. overall for the Union Square area this place has great food and a sensual atmosphere. I suggest the bar in the back and Mon/ Tues/ Wednesday stay away on the busy nights.

Woman love watching men cook, if you cant this could be a nice choice. The caveat is this place is strictly foreplay for another activity for the evening. The location keeps you away for the Union Square area's single's scene ( translation, competition) and is a short walk from The Gramercy Park Hotel and The W Union Square.

www.casamononyc.com

52 Irving Place (212)253-2773
Link: www.casamononyc.com

The Standard Hotel

The Standard's rooms has a a clear wall that give you a direct view of the shower/bath from the bed. Small room big bed. It presents some fun times and interactive shower porn. . The Bellmen here are model types and best you whisk your girl past them and don't leave them unattended. ....

Dark and sexy bar with beautiful cocktail waitress, so arrive early to get some game time in before your date arrives.

It doesn't open completely until the Summer.

http://www.standardhotels.com/new-york-city/