Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The Jane Hotel






The Jane, 113 Jane Street, New York, NY 10014, Phone: (212) 924-6700
The rooms called cabins are 50 Square Feet and are like much like ship cabins. The cabins features a single bed, luggage rack, in-room safe, free wireless internet, telephone with voicemail, 23"inch LCD televison and iPod dock.

The bathrooms are communal on each floor.

Translation: This is an elegant a very fucking elegant hostel. The large bar is a wonderful place to prowl. The cabins are 100.00 a night so a nice place to tryst. Dark , sexy , moody, interior... Small bed , small room no place to go and after a few drinks in the bar.. well welcome welcome lass.

The mirror in front of the bed ..nice.


They have bigger rooms for those so inclined.
In the meatpacking area The Jane Hotel is very close to all you need including the store THe Pleasure Chest..within walking distance. The bar has a menu of expensive cocktails. The bartender's are trying to tattoo their way out of square'sville...unsuccessfully.

But the dark bar's interior make up for it. It is spacious enough to have a private conversation/negotiation. A version of Gitane the Nolita cafe will open there soon.

The place is popular with the revolting caliber of charmless people now occupying the city...So the place will have its charm , the guest..highly unlikely. Stick with Sunday thru Tuesday.

Wine Woman And Song.

Sometimes a little bad is good for making one able to have a sophisticated level of Discernment. One must take care when you mix your vices. However dont trust anyone who doesn't have at least one..vice

Depeche Mode.
Lyrics to Corrupt :
I could corrupt you
In a heart beat
You think your so special
Think your so sweet
What are you trying don't even tempt me
Soon you'll be crying unwishing you dreamt of be
You'll be calling out my name
When you need someone to blame

I can corrupt you
It would be easy
Watching you suffer
God, it would please me

I wanna touch you with my little finger
I know it will crush you my memory would linger
You'd be crying out in pain
Begging me to play my games

I can corrupt you
It will be ugly
They could sedate you
But i wanna touch you with my hands on your hips
It would be too much to
Place my lips on your lips
You'll be calling out my name
Begging me to play my games

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Naked Woman


Since the goal of this site is to increase your time in the presenceof a naked woman. I felt I need to add ..some picture of said goal.

This is why pools are great.

Now if you don't have one.... well.

Thompson LES hotel
SOHO House
The Empire Hotel
Hotel Gansevoort

Hotel pools in NYC attract a roguish crowd ..Keep this image in mind for your small house in the Valley with your own pool. GOALS ...Folks need visual association see above.